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Fellowship of the Ring mice. Obviously.
The ninth circle of hell is the phrase, “Girls never go for the nice guys.”
I have been called an extremist before. Which usually serves as a laugh, because obviously someone who calls a seventeen year old blogger an extremist has no concept of suicide bombings, occults, or genocide. But truthfully, there are times when I feel like devising a plot to kill off the entirety of the human race. This is one of them.
Welcome to The Nice Guy. An actual website about the fact (fact, people. Factual fact) that all women are ugly fat whores, unless they offer you sex, then they’re some bomb ass pussy, but still whores. And American women? The scum of the earth. Nothing but obese, cystic-acne covered cum dumpsters who do nothing but eat McDonalds and fuck jerks while withholding sex from the kind and loyal women-loving Nice Guys™ of the internet.
